Come laugh (or cry) at the news you probably don’t need to know!
Three Englishmen were rescued in the English Channel in an inflatable raft under the impression that they had successfully crossed the channel to France. They were two miles away from where they had set off.
Flava Flav was arrested in Las Vegas after having his name run through the system during a traffic stop. He was booked for driving without a license and released. The heady days of his VH1 stardom are obviously behind him.
Crazed feminist scientists created an all-female species of lizards in their laboratories in the first step of their quest to create a race of Amazon warrior lizard people.*
Scientists managed to turn bad fat into good, calorie-burning fat…in rats. Go to the gym, fat ass.
A Florida woman was caught by police with a fake credit card and driver’s license…in her vagina.
A German man accidentally wandered into a women’s prison and was locked in after failing to notice that a stroll through town had taken him into the facility. On a positive note: German prisons are now so nice you won’t even notice you’re in them.
*Not really. They were exploring how parthenogenesis can occur naturally in some lizard species. But that’s boring.
