Monday Morning News Roundup

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President Obama is sticking by his plan for Mideast peace, no matter how much it pisses off Israel and, quite possibly,  European allies.

President Obama is hopping the pond. He will visit Ireland, and visit the town of his Irish ancestors. The town is mad with glee.

Mitch Daniels is out. The governor of Indiana says he will not seek the Republican Presidential Nomination. Daniels released his decision in the wee hours of Sunday morning, which is very strange. Daniels also got sixteen stitches in his head Friday. I’m picturing his wife chasing him around their house with an aluminum baseball bat threatening to kill him if he did run.

T-Paw makes it official today. I love saying T-Paw! T-Paw! T-Paw!

Same-sex marriage goes to the voters in Minnesota, now that lawmakers have voted to approve an amendment to the state constitution to ban it.

New York Yankee lovin’ stray dogs and cats are taking money from the sweet paws of Boston Red Sox lovin’ kittens and puppies.

The California budget crisis: A Get Out Of Jail Free Card!

The Macho Man’s death remains a mystery. May you wear sparkly underpants in heaven, my friend.

Whoever came up with this at the CDC is a genius. If only Deputy Rick had learned this information in time.

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