I know, I know, it’s so hard to pick just one. But if you got to live in an imaginary world whose universal laws of the universe were shaped by a single Onion article, which would it be?
Me I’d go with the 11-year-old masterpiece “Welcome To T.G.I. Fridays! May I Annoy The Living Shit Out Of You?”
You don’t really see them around as much anymore but about 15 years ago you suddenly started seeing shitass T.G.I. Fridays everywhere. I remember a college buddy of mine worked as a bartender at a particularly shitass TGIF and he would constantly brag about the SWEET BARTENDING TOURNAMENTS that the corporate office would throw for the shitass TGIF bartenders. We would laugh and laugh at that shit. (Give me a second here. I’m reminiscing.)
