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Kim Jong 2: Electric Boogaloo Kicks The Bucket

Kim Jong-il has died.  The 69 year-old North Korean leader died Saturday of what North Korean media said was a “great mental and physical strain” on his train during a “high intensity field inspection.”  The first part most likely points to a heart attack.  I have no idea what the second quote means.  I’m going to guess the heart attack on the train means that he died while doing the nasty.

Kim was referred to as North Korea’s “Dear Leader.”  His father, Kim il Sung, is referred to as the nation’s “Eternal President.”  He founded North Korea in 1948. Continue reading