Celebrity Men with Unconvincing Hairlines

Some guys are not ok with the path that their hair chooses and go to unbelievable lengths to try to convince the world that everything is normal on top of their head. Some guys get good hair plugs and it’s hard to tell, but these are the men that are fooling nobody.

First up is comic book superstar and hero maker Stan Lee. His hairline is not normal for a man his age and is oddly asymmetrical. But at least he accepts his natural hair color.

According to the most interesting blog about balding and hair restoration in the world:

I believe that Stan Lee had some corrective surgery to fix what might have been the old [pencil sized] type of plugs. … The scar in front on the left side and the imbalance between the two sides suggest this to me.

Let us next take a look at the ever more bloated Steven Seagal.

Are you buying what his hair is selling? Or are you just afraid it will try to beat you up if you stare at it for too long? I wonder how often he colors his hair, also what kind of upkeep his eyebrow dye-job requires.

Next up, John Travolta. Back in the day he had truly glorious hair. Today? Not so much. Here he is looking well bronzed with some kind of chin hair.

But, not so fast Travolta. Let’s zoom in on that (have your children look away at this point).

I think the Matrix is starting to form on his head. He also has a strange creepy black dye close cut version of his hair that is far too disgusting for a blog as classy as this one.

In the category of wearing far too many bandanas and cowboy hats is Axl Rose. But when he’s not sporting head gear he has some unbelievable braids.

I’m not buying it. I think those braids defy at least one of Newton’s laws.