Millennials have announced they’re sorry that, you know, they’ve ruined the world with their fixie gear bikes, cupcakes, Chipotle, and love of Sriracha sauce.
You heard them! So, very, very sorry that they give a damn about the universe, the economy, and maybe making the world a better place for vegans and we dunno, Earth conservationists, and maybe marketing employees treated no better than interns!
Their message presented here in video form by Can Opener Studio says to all the other generations calling them a lazy, self-absorbed, narcissistic generation: “We suck and we’re sorry!” It’s you Baby Boomers who they’ll try to be more like from now on — well wait that maybe didn’t end so well for America with you know, wars and recession and such! No matter, you guys made Jurassic Park or something! You Baby Boomers know soooo much better than a bunch of wild-eyed youngsters with their lofty ideas about affordable healthcare, equality and the rest of all that progressive nonsense.
Oh, geez, the 1990’s. Whatever, Millennials. Everyone knows that the 1980’s are the decade to beat, but you have a point about the rest.
