Here are your Friday blind items!
1) “This A list musician has a very expensive yacht that he keeps on the East Coast. A few weekends ago, he hosted a big party there. Rumor has it that things got out of control and late into the night the celeb started pushing people overboard.” [Buzz Foto]
2) “Caesar Anchovy-Arse has always been known for being a fairly talented man. But what the world doesn’t know about him really does remain his best (unknown) achievement: Preventing the world from learning just how poorly he’s treated his partner, Strippa Rip-Ya. But Caesar’s latest shenanigans really do trump all his past debauched behavior, and that’s saying something: Because fooling around or getting high is nothing compared to actually hurting your woman and then claiming you were helping her along in her career path…which is exactly what Caesar’s latest line is all about.
“He’s claiming he made her,” says a pal to the put-upon couple, regarding Strippa’s professional success (which, admittedly, has been quite mixed). “Can you believe that?” asks the friend, rhetorically. The famous couple’s pal is shocked mostly because Caesar’s form of supporting his wife in the past has usually consisted of verbally abusing her. Or worse. He’s been an unacceptable husband, in every sense of the word. But now, Mr. Anchovy-Arse is claiming otherwise, just so he can be assured of spending Strippa’s paychecks—for now, and forever.
Jeez, is it Hollywood that creates these men, or have they always been around?
AND IT AIN’T: Peter Facinelli, David Beckham, Ashton Kutcher” [E! Online]
3) “I wanted to write this today, because I have a feeling this teen actress may be headed to rehab as soon as this weekend or next week. She needs rehab. She has parents who don’t care what she does or when or who she does it with. When I say teen, I mean this actress is a teen, but she is not even close to 18 yet. She spends most nights in hotels with one or two guys she usually hooks up with. Her parents get their cut of her money which is all they really care about. Late nights? They don’t care. Drinking and drugs? They don’t want to rock the boat and it’s not like she is addicted or anything. That is what they tell themselves. Our actress was red hot but her recent issues have caused her to be talked about for far fewer roles and the reason is producers are scared of what she is turning into. She is one big mess and needs help. What was B+ list and headed to A, is now in danger of sliding back to C. It is her few real friends that are pushing her to go to rehab, and not her parents. Our actress is resisting because she thinks she can handle it.” [CDAN]
