It’s Southern Sausage Day!
- Dick/Asshole 2012!
- Why some asshole left Goldman Sachs.
- Why some Sith left the Empire.
- A response from Lloyd Blankfein.
- Nixon’s Ghost still haunts the GOP.
- No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American electorate.
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
- Doubling down not working for you? BETTER START TRIPLING DOWN.
- Sure thing. Just as soon as the South becomes respectable.
- The lawsuits this is going to create are going to be AWESOME.
- This is hilarous. If I had a vagina, I’d be doing this.
- Taibbi strikes again!
- This is my bank, but probably not for long after this.
- CPP takes on ‘Zona’s new big bag of crazypants.
- Watch and enjoy.
- In case you missed the Sandra Fluke conspiracy theories.
- The people pushing this agenda aren’t conservatives, in any traditional sense of the word. Rather, they’re evangelical busybodies who have decided that because they don’t agree with what other people do in their bedrooms (and living rooms, kitchens, rooftop decks, backyards, dorm rooms, etc.), they’re going to ruin the fun for everyone. They’re hypocrites of the highest order, and the fact that reasonable people haven’t laughed them back into the dark hole from which they came is one of our great failures as a society.
- You know who else uses tactics like this? The mob.
- A scorpion and a frog are standing by a river. The scorpion says to the frog “Hey, you can get across the river. Can I ride on your back?”. The frog goes “Fuck no, you’ll sting me, you’re a goddamn scorpion.”. The scorpion goes “But if I sting you, we’ll both drown.”. The frog considers this for a moment and agrees. Halfway across the river the scorpion stings the frog. As the scorpion’s venom courses through his veins, making their joint demise certain, the frog says “You son of a bitch. Why did you sting me? Now we’re both gonna die.”. The scorpion says “I couldn’t help myself. It’s just my nature.“
- Anyone else feeling a bad case of deja vu?
- Mitch McConnell is destroying the American judicial system because Harry Reid hurt his fee-fee’s.
- WEEEEE. ALLEN WEST IS FUCKING CRAZY.
- Ever wonder why Roberts, Thomas, and Scalia were in such a rush to eviscerate campaign finance laws? This is why.
