Hello all, and greetings from down under. Every year around this time I feel a bit bored and listless. At first I wonder if it’s the weather, or the fact that I haven’t had a proper “Spring Break” in years. Then I realize that it’s March Madness, which turns everyone around me into basketball watching cast members of the Living Dead.
I could give a shit about March Madness, basketball players are too gangly and awkward looking to be cute anyway. To entertain myself (and those of you like me) I have instead organised my very own Sweet 16. Each day – or when I get a chance to put together the next post – we will have a face-off until the Queen of the Divas reigns over all – Sophie’s Choice!
Our random-seed bracket starts as follows:
Division 1:
- Mariah Carey
- Britney Spears
- Karen O
- Kylie Minogue
Division 2:
- Adele
- Beyonce
- Whitney Houston
- Robyn
Division 3:
- Katy Perry
- Liza Minelli
- Annie Lenox
- Lady GaGa
Division 4:
- Rihanna
- Cher
- Patti LaBelle
- Madonna
We will start the bracket tomorrow – in the meantime place your bets and shamelessly plug this post to all the homos in your life…