March Madness – Divas Edition

Hello all, and greetings from down under. Every year around this time I feel a bit bored and listless. At first I wonder if it’s the weather, or the fact that I haven’t had a proper “Spring Break” in years. Then I realize that it’s March Madness, which turns everyone around me into basketball watching cast members of the Living Dead.

I could give a shit about March Madness, basketball players are too gangly and awkward looking to be cute anyway. To entertain myself (and those of you like me) I have instead organised my very own Sweet 16. Each day – or when I get a chance to put together the next post – we will have a face-off until the Queen of the Divas reigns over all – Sophie’s Choice!

Our random-seed bracket starts as follows:

Division 1:

  • Mariah Carey
  • Britney Spears
  • Karen O
  • Kylie Minogue

Division 2:

  • Adele
  • Beyonce
  • Whitney Houston
  • Robyn

Division 3:

  • Katy Perry
  • Liza Minelli
  • Annie Lenox
  • Lady GaGa

Division 4:

  • Rihanna
  • Cher
  • Patti LaBelle
  • Madonna

We will start the bracket tomorrow – in the meantime place your bets and shamelessly plug this post to all the homos in your life…

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