Soo, have you heard, Lindsay Lohan, our own special Cocaine Polly Pocket got herself thrown back in the slammer today? Egad! “You’ve got to be kidding. You don’t mean Lindsay Lohan — Freckle Hobo and Walking Millennial Nightmare — Lindsay Lohan, do you?” Of course that’s who we mean.
Yeah, apparently, LiLo will spend the lifecycle of a gnat in lockup.
Not surprisingly, Judge Stephanie Sautner found Lindsay in violation of her probation yet again after Lindsay admitted to skipping therapy sessions and getting kicked out of a community service program. She’ll have to serve 30 days in jail.
HA! Yeah, right! Did you believe that?
No, actually she’ll have to serve 20% of the 30 days, which equals 6 days in jail.
HA! Yeah, right! Did you believe that?!
Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell TMZ it won’t happen.
“If someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”
This is about overcrowding folks. The judge says the only way she’ll not get the full jail time is if federal law mandates a reduction. And since overcrowding “trumps everything” more than likely she’ll be released within minutes. Just enough time to process her and get her back out.
Fantastic.
On the positive side, Judge Sautner said Lindsay looked good in court today. So, that’s a win. Maybe it’s not as hard as one might think to scrub clean the soil of being a skeevy, crack-monster full of broken dreams and angel dust?
