Do you ever wonder why the rest of the world has to be such a bunch of hatin-ass bitches?
It’s obvious that every other country basically wishes they were America. I’ve traveled to lots of other countries and here’s my advice: Don’t. They’re mostly full of people who only shower once a week despite smelling like smell like goat cheese. You can’t even get a bacon pepperoni Hot Pocket in most places. Savages.
So today’s QOTD is simple.
Why is every other country so jealous of America?
This is a tough one for me, but I generally think it’s because we’ve invented so much awesome shit over the years.
- Pizza
- Cars
- Democracy
- Music
- The Reverse Cowboy Position
- Bacon
- Jesus
After deliberating, I think the rest of the world is jealous that we invented bacon kid.
