Are you ready for the morning news?
- Waiting for the recovery is reminding me more and more of Waiting for Godot. Will Godot ever come? My generation shall toil and toil, breaking rocks under the hot sun, slaving to pay for the baby boomers’ retirement, chained to desks as we attempt to create enough taxes to pay for the olds’ Medicare, while not having enough cash to pay for the doctor to check our own wrists for fractures caused by the shackles. I shall check in frequently throughout the day to see all of you yelling at me.
- You know the Republicans, drowning in sex scandals, were waiting for this.
- T-Paw goes postal!
- The wildfires in Arizona are affecting the sunset in Iowa.
- Boom!
- Yemen’s president is more badly hurt than first thought. This, as the violence in Yemen continues.
- Planking takes Baltimore by storm! Omar weeps.
- Don’t plank, kids. Get high and play Wii.
- At some point, the drivers’ tests we all took as teenagers may not be an indication of current ability.
- May this flow like a great tide across the land.
- Do not trust everyone you meet on the Internet.
- What does a political sex scandal have to do with low airfares?
