Weekend Game-Bastard Child

Well, since last week’s Inky Pinky post went off so well, we thought we’d try a different game this weekend, just to entertain ourselves between cocktails.  Despite what you may think, this has nothing to do with jokes about Arnold’s recently discovered progeny.

To a few of you-Chris, Salome, Blix, Naugahyde, and Uncle Billy, among others, this is an old one that we played over a year ago back on Crosstalk.

The premise is simple:  Take two separate pop-culture items (two movies, a movie and a TV show, etc.  You get it) and combine them, presenting us with a title and a plot.  Hopefully we’ll come up with something worth producing, and we can start script-writing next week.  I hear Mel Gibson might be available.

To get you started, let me give a couple of examples, just to show how this thing works:

Mad Max: Bio-Thunderdome: Mel Gibson and Pauly Shore form an unlikely duo as Mad Max becomes a part of an ecological project gone wrong, and becomes the only way out for the rest of the subjects.

Rickrollin’ Down the River: Tina Turner is one pissed off diva when the video during her latest farewell concert is hijacked by the inescapable Astley hit.

District 9 1/2 Weeks. A hard-charging Wall Street narcissist spends 9 1/2 cocaine-fueled weeks in a South African slum living out his sadomasochistic sexual fantasies with an extraterrestial arthropod. Some of those fantasies involve diapers.

Have at it!

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