Hi kids. Hope your week is coming together nicely and you are getting a chance to relax. Here is something to get you loosened up.
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Hope you have made it through the day and winding it down. In the interests of public safety I am posting these helpful films. Please pay attention. Continue reading
Good morning, Sunshine. Did you have a nice rest? Hope you are having a nice, restful Sunday. Here’s some old radio for your listening pleasure. Continue reading
Good morning (or afternoon if you are single). Hope your weekend is off to a good start and you get some time to relax today.
I am staying with friends this weekend and ready for some serious cartoon time with two of my favorite elementary-aged boys. They learned long ago that crazy Aunt GI will let them eat cupcakes for breakfast and watch the really awesome cartoons dad won’t.
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WhoooHooo! It’s Friday night. Hopefully you will have a chance to relax and wind down from the week. Today is national Drink Wine Day. We all hate conforming, so screw that.
Here is how you make a Manhattan, which is my favorite cocktail.
What you need:
Ice
1 ounce rye whiskey
1 ounce sweet vermouth
1 ounce dry vermouth<
Lemon twist for garnish
What you do with it: Chill a martini glass in the freezer. Place ice in a cocktail pitcher or shaker. Pour whiskey and sweet and dry vermouths into the shaker or pitcher. Shake or stir to mix. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a twist of lemon. (Note: The Grand Inquisitor prefers a maraschino cherry to lemon, and she pours just a little of the juice in with the vermouth. It makes it a grown up version of a Roy Rogers).
Don’t drink? Make one of these, they are tasty and easy.
What you need:
2 oz peach nectar
chilled sparkling cider
What you do with it: Pour the peach nectar into a Champagne flute. Slowly add the Cider. Smile knowing you won’t have a hangover tomorrow.
Have a wonderful evening.
Good evening/morning and welcome to the open thread. Here’s some headlines from our strange world.
The Smoking Gun reports on a Florida woman arrested for baring her breasts at an elementary school. Interestingly, she did this to register her displeasure with another parent who she believed was showing too much cleavage. Won’t somebody think about the children? Continue reading
Good evening my friends. Welcome to the the evening open thread. Here are a few stories to get the discussion started. Continue reading
It’s Wednesday and let’s cut to the chase. You came here to look at salacious pictures because you are essentially a degenerate. I am not going to implore you to spend your energy doing earnest things to improve the world. I am just going to give you want you want. Continue reading
I’m watching January Jones’ painful Daily Show interview. She is so dumb it actually hurts. Continue reading
Good afternoon. Just a couple of quick announcements for you Crasstalkers:
Please take a moment to read the new commenting guidelines and the writing rules posted by our Beloved Leader last night. Also, there will be a writers workshop thread starting about 8 pm EST tonight. Please join in if you are writing or want to in the future. Also Coffee and Cigarettes is hosting the first Crasstalk Book Club Meeting on Sunday. Better get to reading, kids. Continue reading