It’s Friday night. Time to get ya swerve on. Also, it’s so icy in the motherfuckin’ building!
open threads
Is this not the pinnacle of entertainment? I think so. It’s got everything. A huge band, shiny suits, a charismatic lead singer, a guitar solo and best of all, the GREATEST DANCE EVER. Continue reading
I know YouTube doesn’t do this beat justice, but “Saxon” by Nicki Minaj (actually a dubstep beat by Chase & Status) is the dopeness. This track makes me wanna get hype. HOLLA. Continue reading
Today we celebrate utterly pointless excess.
Back in the early 1980s, Honda unveiled an absolutely batshit motorcycle called the CBX. It came with a six-cylinder engine. In the illustrious history of two-wheeled transportation, no motorcycle has ever needed six cylinders (most are either two or four). As you can see from the picture, the engine was way too wide for the bike’s chassis. No matter, I’m glad those Japanese geniuses built this machine because the sound of that engine is pure music. Continue reading
Good morning. Hope you enjoyed your commute to work this morning! Here’s my typical morning on the streets of Hotlanta. Continue reading
There really was no limit on how goofy you could make your 90s music video. I wish I had a band back then so I could make a video with animatronic oysters and a dog barking the song chorus.
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Before there was Charlie Sheen, there was Crispin Glover… Continue reading
I’m going to be your Open Thread Overlord this week. Hopefully I can fill GrandInquisitor’s illustrious legacy. If you don’t like my open threads, YOU CAN SUCK A RACOON DICK.
Wake up, Wake Up, WAKE UP! Happy Monday Crasstalk. We have another exciting week planned for you and we are hope you are ready to go. Let’s get this moving.
Have a great day.