Oh, you.
Yes, you, with the medicine chest bursting with lotions, potions, notions and cosmeceuticals you couldn’t possibly use in one lifetime on one face. You with the basket of Kiehl’s samples slopping over onto a tray on the bathroom counter. You, straight dude, with 10 bottles of cologne that you can’t bear to part with even though you wear only two of them.
Hai! I am Teh Prezident of Ur Club: The Wastrels. And I am here to talk repurposing your unused cosmetics, AHA stuff, deodorant, cologne and all the other crap cluttering up your bathroom, linen closet and the top of your dresser.