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Badminton Bitches Refuse to Wear Skirts Like Proper Ladies

Everyone knows that what’s holding back the sport of badminton from greater international acceptance is that the players aren’t sexier.

Sure, the world’s number one-ranked badmintress, Wang Yihan, is rather fetching, but other than her they are easily only the third-sexiest of all raquet sports, after tennis and full-nude Bangkok ping pong.

So you can’t blame the Badminton World Federation for trying to pass a rule requiring that the top-flight badminton biddies put on skirts and tart up the game a bit.  Continue reading