Stunt candidate and presidential performing artist Herman Cain suspended his long-runnning performance piece, “Campaign 2012,” Saturday, November 3rd. Speaking before a packed house at Bucket-o-Laffs Improv Club in Atlanta, Cain donned his trademark clown shoes for the last time , and announced his retirement. He will no longer perform live, though webisodes of his more popular routines will continue to be posted on his comedy web site. Continue reading
The highly competitive and sometimes dirty game of best/worst holiday analogies has come to a close. And we have winners! Continue reading
Earlier this year, women of childbearing age were thrown into a mass panic when OB tampons vanished from the shelves of North America.
Women were angry.
We are angry no more, because of this.
Use it wisely, friends. You can only play it once per computer.
First week back after a long holidays is the absolute worst, isn’t it? But you made it! It’s the weekend! You were probably busy catching up on all that work you missed this week. *wink* That’s okay! The Crasstalk roundup is after the jump, just in case you missed something: Continue reading
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If you’re anything like me, you probably like Christmas music, but are sick of hearing the same verse of “Jingle Bells” done over and over again, as well as the latest group of teen boys singing “Deck the Halls” or mangling the words to the “Twelve Days of Christmas.” Well, I’m here to help you out. You see, there have been centuries of beautiful Christmas music that no one sings anymore. Maybe not no one, but these treasures tend to remain hidden until someone like Enya dusts them off for her next Christmas album, or some random pop “star” does really shitty renditions of them. Continue reading
We know how much you crazy kids love Craigslost. It’s a veritable institution, like 60 Minutes, or racism. But it so happens that the dark and perverted netherworld of Craigslist.org is simply too much for one man to trawl. Navigating the fine line between hilarious and disgusting is quite a workout.
Why is it so exhausting? Well first of all, the intrepid CL explorer has to learn all sorts of pervert shorthand. It’s probably a lot like being in the military. For example, when it says “BBC” in the title it’s not in fact an ad for Doctor Who fetishists. It actually means Big Black Cock. I learned that after innocently/stupidly clicking on the ad and being greeted with a giant picture of a BBC. I now have BBC PTSD.
So it’s a lot of hard work… and that’s why the legendary (and fellow ATLien) Slim Pickins has joined the Craigslost team. She put on her bio-hazard suit, strapped on the slime goggles and went digging with me for the best psycho-trash we could find. Let’s get to the fuckery!
Warning: Craigslost is NSFW.
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Herman Cain, randy lady chaser, $9.99 pizza deal salesman, and all around comedic entity has probably scorched the earth his wedding vows were said upon. Seriously guys, he’s talking to his wife face-to-face today about the sugar daddy money financial assistance, he gave his mistress friend, Ginger White, of which his wife knew nothing about. Ho-Boy. Hermie will you be wearing a bullet proof vest to this meeting? If not, you probably should, and maybe a helmet.
Our nation’s politics, reality stars, and Justin Biebers may make it seem like we can’t produce anything good anymore, but literature is an annual case for the fact that some excellence will always emerge no matter how hard we try to repress it with Kardashians.
And so, the Question of the Day: what do you think was the best book released in 2011? Continue reading