Everyone saw Madonna’s mind-numbing halftime musical extravaganza but what most people didn’t see was Madonna’s blatant attempt to capture their souls. Continue reading
Good morning. It’s Tuesday, not Monday, for you three day weekenders. Continue reading
Welcome to a new and exciting feature: The Collected Santorum Dribblings.
Rick Santorum, after a greasy slide to the front of the race for the Republican Presidential nomination, is finally being paid some serious attention by the national press.
Is this a good thing? Maybe not for him, maybe not for his campaign, but it’s certainly hilarious to poke fun at the worst Republican public speaker since Dubya ran to his hidey hole a few years back.
Let’s aim to not only make this a fun pursuit, but an educational one as well — it’s our duty as citizens to find a place to absorb all the Santorum dribs and drabs, to help us create a coherent picture of this candidate, made of all the squits and squirts of Santorum we find every day. Continue reading
In this latest entry into the coming-of-age genre, Chris Colfer of angsty Glee fame, is now a snarky writer who wants nothing more than to be taken seriously, despite a bevy of underestimating adults, and has hopes of getting into the college of his choice, Northwestern University, even if he has to take down his entire high-school student body to get there. Continue reading
Welcome to the fifty-ninth season of Celebrity Apprentice, where money is no objec—oh whoops! Looks like budgets have been slashed because Donald Trump, the man of a million hair follicles, pulls up to Lincoln Center in a limousine instead of a helicopter. A limousine? How nouveau riche! He greets the eighteen “celebrities” on the stage of Avery Fischer Hall while a live orchestra plays his theme song in the background. Our eighteen “celebrities” are as follows: Continue reading
Somebody really believes in the temple that is John Stamotopoulos, or as we know him, John Stamos, AKA Uncle Jesse. This Fall he will star in his now third television series since he last uttered the words “Have Mercy.” Good God. “Have Mercy?” This was a thing? Ok, yes, this was a thing. Somewhere a diehard fan with a trunk full of Tiger Beat magazines just marked Fall 2012 as the best television season ever. Continue reading
I can’t say I’ve ever given more than half a shit about the Emmy Awards (or really any awards show) but I’m starting to think that the costume designers on FX’s The League deserve a trophy for their note-perfect work with Dr. Andre Nowzik. Continue reading
This might confirm what you’ve always thought, but the people who actually vote on the Oscars are not what you’d call a terribly diverse group. Continue reading
Hi zombies! I mean readers! Now where did we leave off last week? Oh right. Ranger Rick just killed Random Guy One and Random Guy Two, who would’ve/could’ve/should’ve been the most interesting characters on the show, while Shane and Blondie had a zombie bonfire. There’s also some chick in sticker shock at the price of barn zombies, and Lori crashed her car so she may be dead and/or not pregnant. So. Are they finally going to get off of the farm? Let’s find out, shall we? Continue reading
Thanks for coming in today. Please sit down. There’s a bottle of water over there for you, and some tissues if you need them. We’re here today to talk about the giant stash of old gadgets and gizmos you have secreted in the nooks and crannies of your home. Continue reading