As Samuel L. Jackson once said, “Hold on to your butts.” Continue reading
I learned about a weirdly cool message board yesterday thanks to an old friend who happens to be in medical school. Apparently there’s a forum where medical students can go to practice diagnosing people’s diseases based only on photographs of skin lesions, bizarre growths and other disorders. It’s strangely fun reading the educated guesses of soon-to-be medical professionals. Is that toxic epidermal necrolysis? No asshole, it’s clearly a case of gengivostomatitis herpetica! Continue reading

The first installment in this series covered some basic running tips that helped me get started. Now it’s time to Get Serious. Here are the tips that have helped me get to my next running level. Continue reading
Imagine my surprise when scanning the list of people I wasn’t going to nominate for Senate to come across Orly Taitz. You know, the birther dentist lawyer. Apparently she’s hoping Californians will nominate her to run for Senate, and her campaign videos are awesome. Continue reading
Welcome to Crasstalk. Let’s get this moving! Continue reading
Well, we don’t really know what to say. Alien neighbors, mistresses, weird happenings at a haunted apartment, a submarine crew lost in the jungle…there is just so much happening at ABC. Come, let’s take a look. Don’t be afraid to mock ABC’s loglines too, because those things are hilarious. Continue reading
It would appear that pop songstress, Rihanna, is the most recent victim of high profile slut-shaming. Continue reading
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Everything is ruined forever. Continue reading
I was staying with some friends at a Vermont inn in November, some years ago, when inspiration struck me out of nowhere. In the form of a 38.5-foot-tall granite obelisk.
Idling in the inn’s lobby one evening, I discovered a pamphlet touting the birthplace of Joseph Smith. The Prophet of the Latter-Day Saints and translator of the Book of Mormon had indeed been born just down the road from this inn, in a tiny hamlet in rural Vermont. Continue reading






