Crass at the Movies: The Fog of War


This week we’re switching it up a bit with a documentary. Robert McNamara sat down for an extended interview giving a fascinating account of his experiences as a bombing technician in World War II, President of Ford Motor Company, and Secretary of Defense under Kennedy and Johnson. Continue reading →

Midnight Movie Review – The Dark Knight Rises

I love movies. More importantly, I love seeing movies before almost everyone else. Certain movies will get me to the theater at midnight, so I figured I’d see them first and write a review the next day so you can get a real review from someone that isn’t a Hollywood hack.

In this installment… The Dark Knight Rises Continue reading →

17 Crazy and Creative Ways to Ask for a Date

When I first ran across this handy guide by Barbara Seegmiller in a used bookstore a year ago, I fell in love with its kooky vintage greatness, for it is certainly creative and fun-loving and by following its rules you’ll definitely get…results. Published in 1986 with help from the English Department of Brigham Young University, it features a stern lecture from the then Associate Dean of BYU on the pitfalls of boredom in youth and boy does it deliver.

Packed with over 300 suggestions by the young in Seegmiller’s community on how to win over that special someone, CWtAfaD undulates wildly between the endearingly corny bad puns/clean cut fun of the ‘80s (i.e. “Give the person a pillow and with a note that says ‘Jane, I’d like you to go to the ___ with me. SLEEP ON IT, and then let me know!’”) and the clinically insane. Continue reading →

Skinny COW


Your fair Glinda has a busy weekend ahead so she’s getting your COW to you early, but it doesn’t much matter since she barely received any nominations. You people. Try harder, fuckos. If you’d like to nominate a comment or comments for Comment of the Week, email screenshots: crasstalkcow at gmail. Always remember to say what post or OT your nominations come from! Okay, on with the drudgery. Continue reading →

Project Runway Season 10 Live Blog

Ok Crassholes, here is your Season 10 live blog page. Like throwing this to a pack of lions, we are about to tear into this mother. Heidi, Tim, Ms. Oran-jay and Nina are back and not a moment too soon. Nobody knows what the hell happened with that last “season” but thank god it’s over. A quick check of my local listings says that there is no stupid Project Runway competitor show or stupid runway models squawk box show afterwards either. So we are SAFE (for now…).

We have 10 minutes to showtime so settle in where you like, get yo’ libations, get yo’ remote and have at it! Continue reading →