David Siegel owns Westgate Resorts, a timeshare company. Hate him yet? Well, keep reading. He claims that he was responsible for the election of George W. Bush. Now do you hate him? Not so fast. He says he did it by basically coercing employees and is doing it again for this election. Continue reading
Now that we can hopefully move on from Mitt Romney’s explosively devoid of truth debate performance where he conjured a look-a-like hopped up on aggressive position-shifting jujubes to great success, let’s all continue to focus on what has become the new face of the man. That face is still carved in an Etch-A-Sketch. The latest showing, his miraculous new position on abortion he laid out late Tuesday. Are we still going to call this a success? Continue reading
Week 5 has come and gone and we are reaching the dog days of the NFL. The good teams start to separate themselves from the crappy teams. We find out which playoff contenders have become playoff pretenders. At least one team will have a train wreck of a meltdown, and pretty soon we can expect the quarterback carousel to start as a few teams on the edge of playoff contention desperately hope for a spark. Continue reading
In this week’s episode: Dancing Queen runs a race! How? What? WHY? Those answers are still not clear, but I will tell you about it anyway. Continue reading
Tchotchke said she would agree to come back if I used this photo for today’s OT. As if I needed a reason to use this wonderful photograph of a Triumph Daytona 900 in British racing green! Continue reading
Do you know what happened yesterday? No? Jennifer Aniston purchased received the biggest engagement ring anyone has ever seen. No, seriously, that thing was bigger than a Pillsbury biscuit on her next-to-FU finger. Sure. Haha. No one cares about Jennifer Aniston’s diabolical plot to in-yer-face get married before Brad and Angelina. What we cared about in droves was the recent poll numbers that showed Barack Obama IS FARGING LOSING THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE! Foiled again, Aniston. Continue reading
I’ve been told a number of stupid, terrible, or frightening things on first dates. But here are five of the worst. Continue reading
It’s duck hunting season so Lucky won’t be joining us today. That leaves me in charge.
Let’s check out some sexy-ass flowers and look at their pistils and stamens. Rawr. Continue reading
Oh, we’re just joking. He shows neither of those things.
Paul Ryan got a bit testy and snotty today when a local reporter of Flint, Michigan’s ABC12 deigned ask him about gun control and tax cuts as a follow-up question as it related to supporting community programs and charities to in Ryan’s words, “Help people in inner cities have more opportunities so they won’t resort to gun violence.” We would also like to tell Paul that inner cities aren’t the only places where there is gun violence. Continue reading
Karma, karma, karma chameleon. Continue reading