Karma, karma, karma chameleon.
1) “Which top athlete’s current girlfriend threatened to sue him alleging he gave her genital herpes?” [New York Post]
2) “Which actress is being buzzed about for her recreational drug use and for sleeping with production assistants on set?” [New York Post]
3) “Which legendary songstress can’t resist taking home plush robes, towels and comforters when she stays at five-star hotels, where staffers have covered for her for years? The sticky-fingered, aging Grammy winner has even swiped Bibles!” [National Enquirer]
4) “This former teen poster boy, who starred in a smash-hit ’90s TV drama, is now awash in a sea of booze and drugs as he tries to cope with his fading looks and stalled career. Do you remember Mr. Washed Up?” [National Enquirer]
5) “Which politician does not have the support of his family? While this Democrat is running for reelection, his wife and kid/s are nowhere to be seen during his campaign.
That’s because they miss their old home and old friends and old school/s. They are also very sensitive to people publicly criticizing their family member. They really want Dad to lose so they can get out of the public eye and resume their previous life.
However, don’t expect him to drop out of the race. He is committed to public service, thinks that his desire to be a career politician outweighs their desires and opinions, and his campaign is moving full steam ahead.
UPDATE: Not Barack Obama.” [Blind Gossip]
