Project Runway All-Stars Season 2 Episode 5 Liveblog

“Ohhhh, my Goddddddd!”

It’s Thursday and you know what that means! Yes, my dears, it’s time for another installment of Dancing with the Has-Been Sewtestants! Well, we’re not really watching them dance so much as we’re watching them slice and dice fabric and creating horrendous “looks” the likes of which you wouldn’t be caught dead in. Last week, Hardly Heidi and the judging crew sent Andrae packing back to Red Lobster, where he can sit and eat those deadly cheddar biscuits, all the while waiting for Tim Gunn to arrive. Continue reading →

How to Survive the Next 14 Days of Waiting for the New Big Boi Album to Drop

Big Boi - Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors album cover

You’ve been dealing with a heavy case of Outkast withdrawal lately. I know all about it. We’ve all been affected. After all, it’s been nine long years since the masterpiece double album Speakerboxxx/The Love Below came out and two years since Big Boi’s last solo joint (the incredibly dope Sir Luscious Leftfoot album).

Luckily Big Boi will release his new album Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors on Dec. 11.  But that’s two weeks of Outkast-related anticipation we have to deal with. Some of us aren’t up to it and will crack under the pressure, but I have a plan to get us through these troubling times.  Continue reading →

Romney Aide Stuart Stevens gets FJM’d

While I was wandering around the internet, I came across an op-ed from Stuart Stevens, Mitt Romney’s chief strategist. Upon reading it, I knew at once that I could not allow this document to go unmocked.

Stuart Stevens, prepare your body. You’re about to get FJM’d. Continue reading →

As if You Needed More Evidence, Glenn Beck Is a Crazy Person

We wonder if those America jeans, or the gold shilling isn’t going so well? We wonder this because Glenn Beck, who’s never been known for being the sanest person to ever set foot out of Fox News, probably needs to stop consuming so many crazy biscuits like immediately. He’s nearing some sort of meltdown. And we imagine if or when it comes, it won’t be pretty. In fact it may require a litter box. Continue reading →

President Obama is Having Lunch with Mitt Romney Tomorrow

When did they stop putting Foie Gras and Crème Fraîche in these things?!

Oh, good gracious. We imagine this will be like having lunch with the jerkoff from high school whose mom plays Bridge with your mom, so now you’re obligated to eat with this guy so you can hear all about his sensational plans to travel/go to cooking school/open up a hot dog stand at the baseball stadium or whatever, now that he’s unemployed. You can’t make anyone any promises, but sure, yeah, you’ll see if there are any openings at your company — perhaps in the research lab testing Styrofoam and pantyhose. No, not really, but what can you do? Continue reading →

How Many Times Can You Say Meu Deus?

A Brazilian television show decided to take pranking to a whole ‘nutha level by trapping unsuspecting victims in a fake elevator and giving them a surprise guest. The reactions are not as expected as no one died, at least not in the video.


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The Rundown – NFL Week 12

TrophyBy now, everyone is so sick of turkey that the mere mention of it is enough to send one running. Well for you, my loyal reader, I have pulled myself out of a turkey coma and dragged myself to the nearest computer to cover the latest in NFL news. I take one week off, and many exciting things have happened and we shall cover as many of them as I can write before I collapse in a pumpkin-induced stupor. On to The Rundown!

San Francisco Drama – Jim Harbaugh made a bold move, one not made since Bill Belichick benched Drew Bledsoe in favor of Tom Brady. By tossing Alex Smith under the nearest bus, he has put all his eggs into the Colin Kaepernick basket. I think young Colin will be a fine NFL quarterback one day, but the Niners were cruising towards the NFC title game at the very least. Smith has playoff experience that Kaepernick does not have. I fear the Niners are headed for a first round flame out. Harbaugh is being cagey on his starter next week but this is the second time he has sought to replace Smith, something I’m sure Smith is well aware of. By changing horses in midstream, anything that doesn’t end with a Lombardi trophy and a trip to Disney World is going to be second guessed and possibly considered a failure. Continue reading →