How I Came to Have My Own Panties

Panties_styles_-_en (60pct)It was one of those internet relationships that people started having during the Late Aughts: We met online, exchanged pics, exchanged fantasies (mostly mine), exchanged racy pics (mostly hers), chatted, vidchatted. Then maybe vidchatted some more. Continue reading →

The Five Stages of Being Dumped

dump_truckMost of us have been dumped. Sometimes it’s a long time coming and you’re not all that surprised. Sometimes it comes out of the blue (for you) and you’re stunned. Every so often it comes shortly after you were seriously considering doing the dumping, but decided against it, mentally recommitted yourself, only to have all that work be for naught.

No matter how it comes, these are the five stages of being dumped. Duration varies based on how fucked up your dumping was/your level of crazy. Continue reading →

Future Shock – When James Brown was a Talk Show Host

The other day I was chatting with a friend of mine who’s a vinyl collector and die-hard James Brown fanatic. He mentioned to me a bootleg DVD he had of a long lost talk show called Future Shock that The Godfather of Soul himself, James Brown, hosted in Atlanta in the late 70s.

The show tapes are mostly gone and it has never been released on DVD. But sure enough, my boy was able to dig up some footage from Youtube, and well, it’s amazing in every way.  Continue reading →

Do Ask, Do Tell: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 5, Episode 10

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When the queens enter the workroom, Coco is predictably thrilled that Alyssa is gone. So can she get her shet together and compete without a chip on her shoulder? Doubtful. Boxxxy Mandrews acknowledges that Jinkx is the first queen to win two challenges, and Alaska tells us she thinks Jinkx is her biggest competition. Now that we’re down to the final five, there is little room for error. Anyone can go at any time. Hit the jump for a look at my updated Drag Race Index! Continue reading →

Your Worst Internet Commenters Champion 2013

It has been an exciting tournament and we had some fierce competition for our first battle for the Internet’s most appalling commenting community. However, one site distinguished itself in the cacophony of obscenity, stupidity, and rancor. Ladies and gentleman please give a giant middle finger to your Worst Commenters Champion of 2013. Continue reading →