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Good evening. Hope you had a great day. Here is your nightly newscast.
Caution: clip contains crazy old man profanity.
Have a great night.
It’s raining, and Monday. The Grand Inquisitor is tired and cranky. She apologizes. Let’s see if we can’t find some nice things to make the world seem sunnier.
Caution: contains one instance of the F word
There, that helped. Have a great afternoon.
Well good morning! Are you ready for another exciting week? Ok, me neither, but let’s try to get moving and maybe it won’t be so painful.
BTW, is Save Ferris the cutest band ever, or what?
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Have a great morning.
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Have a nice day!
Good evening. Hope you have had a great weekend and are snuggled up and relaxed. Let me help you out:
Remember, use the fan brush, it works every time.
Doesn’t that feel better? Nighty, nite.
Hope you are having a great day. Here is some teen bubble gum fun for your viewing pleasure.
Personally, I always preferred Parker Stevenson.
Ok, try to calm down now.
Have a great evening.
Good morning. I don’t have anything profound, interesting, or even snarky to say this morning. Just hoping you are having a good Sunday and get a few minutes to relax today.
Have a great day.
All right kids. The Grand Inquisitor has to go out for a little adult fun tonight so she can have a little drink and forget about this week’s unpleasantness. Now go upstairs and put on your jammies before the sitter gets here. I expect you all to be on your best behavior. Since you have all been so good this week, you can stay up and watch a scary movie.
This is possibly the worst horror movie ever made. It is called “Blood on Satan’s Claw” and it was made in 1971. The little GI decided to watch it when she was a wee lass and her parents were out for the evening. She did not sleep well for weeks. You might want to watch it with the lights on.
I will check on you when I get home to clear the monsters out from under the bed.
Also, snark aside, one more thanks for being so understanding and downright helpful this week. Have a great night.
Well my friends, we are struggling to get ourselves back to normal, and I think we are doing pretty well. Glad to see all of you and hope we won’t ever be separated like that again.
The Grand Inquisitor needs to take a nap now, but she will leave you a channel of cute animal vids to delight you while she is resting.
Have a great evening, and thank you all for your incredible support and patience the last couple of days.
See, you made it. That wasn’t so bad was it? OK, maybe it was, but you’re done now. In the interests of equal time here are some puppies.
OK, now I am going home to see my baby.