I heard you were having a party. Where should I put the bear beer? Continue reading
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Noted famewhore and civil rights violator, Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona has done it again. He joined forces with equally delusional and ineffective law enforcement officer, and noted terrible actor, Steven Seagal, to wreak havoc on the state of Arizona. How, you ask? For starters, they raided a home and killed a puppy…with a tank. Continue reading
Gawker Media intern and soon to be infamous internet person, Alyssa Bereznak*, decided to share a dating story on Gizmodo, the site she writes for. Now, plenty of people share their dating tales of woe but for Bereznak, her story quickly turned into a tale of WHOA! See, Bereznak went on a date with a guy who is extremely accomplished at being what some people would call a nerd, identified the guy she dated in her piece, and BOOM went the internet. Continue reading
Good Monday evening. Hope your day went as smoothly possible and there wasn’t too much drama. And now, like Michael Bloomberg would, allow me to say that in Spanish: Buenos noche Lundes. I hopeh tu dia vamanos as muy smootho as possibolito y negativo por mucho drama. Continue reading
Wake up, sleepyheads. Time to get your day started by moving to the couch. Continue reading
Heck yeah! You went Ali on this week and you should celebrate. Really. Let’s have some fun. Continue reading
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Soooo, is there something going on? Some extreme weather or something? A hurricane on the East coast, extreme heat in the Southwest and California is just as smug as ever. Let’s embrace this drama and share the best weather-related music.
Anyone try to mess with you today, get some Ari Gold in you and handle it!
**Video NSFW for language.** Duh, it’s Ari. Continue reading
Go ahead and cause a ruckus tonight. You’ve earned it. Continue reading
Carole Markin was a member of Match.com for seven years and generally had pleasant experiences. That was until she met Alan Paul Wurtzel. Continue reading