Totally stealing this idea from, well, all over the internet. (Prompted by an exchange with EthologyNerd.)
Texts From Dog was hilarious. How about you think up your favourite author(s) and make up some text interchanges with them? Maybe also texts with a favourite movie character.
I’ll start. Texts from Margaret Atwood.
“WE FIT TOGETHER LIKE A HOOK AND EYE”
“oh! do you really think so? I kinda like you, too, we should go grab a drink sometime”
“A FISH HOOK, AN OPEN EYE”
“ok look, just lose my number, ok? like, forever?”