It’s Thursday and you know what that means! Yes, my dears, it’s time for another installment of Dancing with the Has-Been Sewtestants! Well, we’re not really watching them dance so much as we’re watching them slice and dice fabric and creating horrendous “looks” the likes of which you wouldn’t be caught dead in. Last week, Hardly Heidi and the judging crew sent Andrae packing back to Red Lobster, where he can sit and eat those deadly cheddar biscuits, all the while waiting for Tim Gunn to arrive. Continue reading
Daily Archives: November 29, 2012
You’ve been dealing with a heavy case of Outkast withdrawal lately. I know all about it. We’ve all been affected. After all, it’s been nine long years since the masterpiece double album Speakerboxxx/The Love Below came out and two years since Big Boi’s last solo joint (the incredibly dope Sir Luscious Leftfoot album).
Luckily Big Boi will release his new album Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors on Dec. 11. But that’s two weeks of Outkast-related anticipation we have to deal with. Some of us aren’t up to it and will crack under the pressure, but I have a plan to get us through these troubling times. Continue reading
While I was wandering around the internet, I came across an op-ed from Stuart Stevens, Mitt Romney’s chief strategist. Upon reading it, I knew at once that I could not allow this document to go unmocked.
Stuart Stevens, prepare your body. You’re about to get FJM’d. Continue reading
Up and at ’em! Continue reading