Kissing babies has long since been declared an official duty of the Office of the President and a test of candidates on the campaign trail. Mitt Romney is a father to five and a grandfather to eighteen more. This should be the easiest part of campaigning for him, right? Wrong. Poor Mittens appears to really be struggling with it. Let’s take a look at the ten best examples of Mitt Romney scaring emerging growth corporations small children on the campaign trail.
10. I don’t like where this is going.
Clearly this poor young child senses the impending terror of being held by Mitt Romney.
9. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
He may forgive but he’ll never forget.
8. What the hell is going on here?
If this is your idea of a joke, mom, you’ve got a lot of explaining to do.
7. Someone please tell me this isn’t happening.
Closing your eyes won’t make it go away. We wish it would but it won’t.
6. Get it off me. Get it off me.
Good use of the elbow. Now follow up with a left hook.
5. Is there no one out there who will save me?
Sorry, kid. You’re going to have to save yourself.
4. Either you’re with me or you’re against me.
This poor young child appears to actually be attempting to vault over his own mother to get away from Mittens.
3. We’ve got a jumper.
Aim for something soft, sweetheart.
2. You’ll rue the day you subjected me to this.
More disgusted than terrified. Extra points for the spot on James Cagney impression. This is a child who will get revenge on the dirty rat what did this to him.
1. Why me? Why me?
We know, honey. We know.
