Whenever I see someone request their freaky, ultra-specific fetish on Craigslist, I immediately fear for human civilization, then take solace in the fact that these people are pretty much the only ones on the planet looking for a partner who will “fart all over the place before making it too the toilet” or whatever. But somehow Crasstalk’s own SusanBAwesome and I stumbled upon a sprawling world of widespread freakiness that defies all logical explanation.
Did you know that YouTube fetish videos of girls (and a few guys) sneezing routinely get thousands and thousands of views? Oh, you didn’t know that and would have been perfectly content to someday die without ever realizing that insane nutballs get their jollies from watching girls sneeze? WELL TOO BAD.
On YouTube there are quite possibly thousands of videos like this one:
The comments on EVERY sneezing video are absolutely coddamn hilarious:
I would love to see your feet while u sneeze an I would like 2 c more snot
@missnashamie MARIAH IS HOT LOVE TO MARRY HER SHE IS GORGEOUS,LOVE TOLICKHER ASS WHEN SHE SNEEZES SHE IS THE SEXIEST ,SNEEZIEST WOMAN ALIVE!
this is AWESOME do another noseblowing video!
3:25 was awesome! The gradual seperation and increased strength, love it.
Kat Leonard, the French girl with the sneezing powder, Natasha Lowdermilk, the girl at 1:22 whose name escapes me–You’ve got all my favorites! Awesome!
This is a world where sinus infections and seasonal allergens are considered sexytalk. Check out the SneezyGirls blog. Apparently people are actually willing to pay 20 bucks a pop for videos of girls sneezing. Here’s one of their sexy video descriptions:
In Part 2, Tiff comes home and turns on the cam as soon as she can to share her sneezy adventures with you. Between the cigarette smoke, perfume, cologne and ragweed pollen in the air, Tiff was having sneezing fit after sneezing fit at the club. She had to cut her evening short because of her sneezing, so she decided to come home, sneeze, and be with you 😀
Lots of hand waving, false starts, very loooong build ups, and a bit of inducing to get out those extra stubborn, tickly, twitchy sneezes throughout both videos! As you know, I don’t say this often. I mean all of our videos are excellent hehe! But these are two of the best videos Tiffani has made so far… and once you watch them, you’ll see why!!
But like any good fetishist, you can’t just dabble in your favorite kink. You have to take it further and freakier — or risk being left behind. Luckily we have this guy who has blended the sneeze with the orgasm (or something):
Check out his blog fuckyeahsneezes.tumblr.com where his fans give him props for this big sneeze “holdbacks” and “buildups.”
I think your sneezes are really hot, but the buildups, oh lord. I swear, the more you moan and breathe… Please please try and make your sneezes snottier, for me? Keep up the fantastic build ups!
Sneeze-gasm Guy is a rank fucking amateur compared to the people behind Sneezefurs.org, though. Yes, there is actually a message board full of people who are into both sneezing and furries. I actually spent 15 minutes of my life trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with these people when I stumbled on a page full of My Little Pony/Brony sneezing gifs.
The internet is now complete.
