One day while in the south of France, my good friend said I should hug an olive tree.
1) “This reality star has been trying to get producers to cast the rest of her family for the past couple of years. They are constantly hanging around, trying to get camera time to prove what great full-time cast members they would be. They are also very active on social media, launching full-scale Twitter and Facebook attacks on whoever perpetrates the latest imagined slight on their family member. Unfortunately, all of this has backfired on them. The producers think that they are “ugly and negative” and will never bring any of them on board as cast members.” [Blind Gossip]
2) “Which blonde Oscar winner – known for helping out celebrities in crisis – has reached out to Kate Middleton after her topless scandal made headlines? The squeaky-clean A-lister got chummy with Prince William and his bride when the couple was in Los Angeles last year – and now she and Kate have become BFFs!” [National Enquirer]
3) “Which deceased TV icon hid his gay lifestyle so well from fans and industry associates that not a single person approached his longtime lover at his funeral to offer condolences? But now the secret’s getting out – and one of his famous former co-stars from the classic sitcom they starred on intends to reveal all the juicy details in a tell-all book.” [National Enquirer]
4) “This story did the rounds in the UK a few years back, but as the late Queen Mother used to say, ”The old ones are always the best.”
A very famous and very wealthy female singer was invited to appear on a British television show. Used to dealing with stars, the television studio addressed the long list of requirements on the advance rider. On the big day all went well until after the performance and the star and her large entourage had left. Imagine the surprise when studio staff checked the star’s dressing room and found that everything that wasn’t nailed down had gone … even the electric kettle.” [The Morton Report]
5) “This entire celebrity family is totally stressed over the fact that one of the parents is having an affair. You just don’t know it, though, because they all plaster on smiles for the cameras. The littlest one – who still lives at home – is the most stressed of all. To cope, he is eating his feelings. Thirty pounds of feelings in the last year, to be exact (but don’t tell anyone). [Blind Gossip]
