Many of us have experienced it. The nudger, the noser, the crafty jerk who eventually cuts you off.
This is the guy (Fucking Josh) who has to be somewhere the teeny tiniest, hairs breadth of a gnat’s balls before you do, so he’s willing to risk it all to jump ahead just to have the satisfaction that he’s beaten you at the miniscule matter of automobile maneuvering.
When it happens you’re consumed with rage. So what do you do? When you’re able — speed past and flip Josh the mightiest of fuck you birds you can muster? Maybe you let ring out a deafening lambaste of “Hey Asshole! I’m driving here!” Or perhaps you take the calm approach and pretend he doesn’t exist…well, until you can do something creative with the back of your hand and chin in the old language that basically means, “May your testicles swell like the ass of a baboon so you’ll need a bowling bag with a kickstand to carry them around in, eh?” Okay. Okay. Fine. Maybe you just shake your fist reproachingly while uttering “Curses, Josh, you cheddar ass.” in the quiet confinement of your vehicle. (Bah. At least speed up and give dude some serious side-eye.) But what if you could get the ultimate revenge like this guy in the video below? Would you do it? Is it fully warranted, or wholly dangerous?
Do not attempt this at home. (Not unless you’re in Russia, and certainly not unless that guy’s windows are down. This seems kind of crucial.) No, seriously. Road rage is bad. Bad, bad, road rage.
