It’s Friday. I’ve heard most people like it?
1) “Because of strict religious rules growing up, this male C list actor still has a lot of guilt about, er, self-pleasure. He recently told a source that he still can’t be with a woman for several weeks after he’s done it, because he still continues to feel so much shame.” [Buzz Foto]
2) “Her marriage may be in trouble, but it hasn’t stopped this Girl her from having sex! She’s pregnant. And with bikini season upon us, she won’t be able to hide it for long. Now the big question is: Who’s the Daddy? Is it her hapless hubby or her business buddy? Fending off accusations about an affair should give her plenty to talk about this summer.” [Blind Gossip]
3) “This A list singer has had numerous men pursue her in the past. She is married now, but while she was dating, she would tell all her boyfriends she was a virgin. When she became famous several guys wanted to be her first. There are three men who think they are her first and they each paid dearly to think they were the first, but none of them actually were. Our singer lost her virginity back in high school to a guy who died the next year in an auto accident. With no one to ever challenge her, our singer sought to make sure she was always a force in the business.
The first man owned a record label and our singer desperately wanted to be on that label. He thinks he was the first and lavished our singer with gifts including cash and cars and signed her to his label. The day the deal was signed they spent two whole hours in a hotel before she said she had to go. The second was a producer who our singer wanted to produce her record. He was married at the time but wanted this singer badly. She told him she would only go out with him if he got divorced. He left his wife and produced the record and in return got to spend a weekend with the singer before she dumped him. Then, there is her husband who was told when they started dating that she was a virgin and intended to remain so until she got married. She didn’t make it that far, but did manage to string him along for almost two years before they finally ended up in bed together. In those two years she set herself up for life in gifts and cash even without her huge record sales. ” [CDAN]
4) “Oh, the luxurious lifestyles of those rich and famous franchise stars! They basically run Hollywood these days, what with their movies making gajillions of dollars at the box office and all that. But it’s when they step out of that limelight that their perfect little facades fade away and their naughty little secrets come to light.
Like, say, Sammy Sniffles and a late night secret that’s yet to be exposed…Until now. Sammy recently appeared in a mucho-hyped big screen flick, Three Cheers for the Underdog. One of those million dollar popcorn flicks that comes with action figures, legions of devoted fans and instant A-list credit. And Sam does not disappoint when it comes to living the franchise lifestyle.
For one, S2 is into that whole fakey romance thing (complete with lovey-dovey paparazzi pics, natch), and, while that’s one secret Sam would not want revealed, there’s a nastier Vice that’s starting to draw even more attention: Cocaine! And loads of it!
Yep, like so many stars of yesteryear (or even yesterday), as soon as Sammy made it big in Tinseltown, the drugs started flowing. Now, Sam—discreetly, of course—will spend the whole night snorting lines of blow. So when does the party end? Well, it doesn’t, really. Sammy does enough coke to stay awake through the wee hours of the morning, then heads directly from the party to whatever sort of work Sniffles has that day. So far though, Sam hasn’t slipped. But we’re assuming it’s only a matter of time.
AND IT AIN’T: Kristen Stewart, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Hemsworth” [E! Online]
