I can’t see. I can’t see. I’m goin’ blind.
1) “We’ve heard whisperings that this recently engaged celeb is struggling after finding out the news that her betrothed is already married to a woman that lives in a different state, and has children!” [Buzz Foto]
2) “The Virgin Finder: From the headline you would probably think this is all about Wilmer Valderrama. Surprisingly, you would be wrong. Nope. This one is way more insidious. Wilmer just is a dog, but this guy, the subject of the blind is so much worse. Lets call our guy a celebrity. Probably a B+ lister on the celebrity scale with A list name recognition. You see him all the time. Constantly. He has been in the public eye for awhile now, but back in the day when he was first getting started it was a whole lot easier for him to stay undercover. He used to and still does have women throwing themselves at him. His first experience with groupies came when he was still thinking of being an actor. He had sex with some teen who said she was a virgin and from then on our celebrity was hooked.
From that point on he would only date women who were virgins. If you were not, then he was not interested in you. One time he went on a date with some 17 year old who told him that she was. He took her to Reno. She confessed she was not a virgin and he left her on the side of the road next to a bar in Reno where they had been and she had to make her own way back to LA. As the years have gone by and his wallet bigger, our celebrity has found it more difficult to find virgins who won’t spill so he has a connection with an organization in Latin America and he pays for virgins. He pays well. He pays for teens who are 16. That is his favorite. One time when he attempted to go straight and have a regular relationship, his significant other found out about his kink and left the second she found out. The funny thing is the celebrity does fund raisers for charities for human rights organizations and here he is, one of the people he is vowing to stop. He is one person on the outside and this sick, perverted guy at home.” [CDAN]
3) “We’ve talked before about how the members of boy bands have different personas for each of their members in order to ensure the band’s widest appeal. In this very popular boy band, we are going to call one of its members The Grouper. Why? Well, he has been picking out groupies to come up to his hotel room and have thr*esomes with him after he performs. He makes sure that they are of the age of consent for sex, but he has no problem providing alcohol to those who are underage for drinking or a bit nervous.” [Blind Gossip]
4) “In Hollywood, it’s popular to be socially liberal and a Democrat. This handsome American actor is an industry leader in supporting Democratic Party candidates. He has donated his time and money and creative fundraising ability to many Democratic causes. However, he has a secret about the way that he votes that only his close friends know. He publicly talks like a Democratic Party loyal. But he actually votes Republican. A lot.” [Blind Gossip]
