There are a lot of ’em today. Get to guessing!
1) “This B+/A- list actor was overheard talking about his womanizing ways at Coachella. After sneaking drinks all night, he revealed that one of his solid A list co-stars was horrible in bed and he had to imagine she was another one of his co-stars who wouldn’t put out… “I’ve been with fat b*tches, ugly b*tches and drunk b*tches, but she was the worst lay! I had to flip her over and think of (former co-star #2)!” [Hollywood Dame]
2) “This younger A+ list popstar is getting very territorial over his girlfriend. The PR arranged relationship was actually just a friendship with hook ups, but he has been getting serious. Too bad for him…she is just in it for the fame.” [Hollywood Dame]
3) “Which television actor – who appears on more than one show – slept with a few guys before he became famous? He is now a husband and father, and isn’t ashamed of his past at all.” [Blind Gossip]
4) “When you screw up repeatedly, you should consider yourself lucky if anyone is ever willing to put their trust in you again. This actress has had many chances and has blown through all of them. However, she is still able to land a job, thanks to a producer who is willing to take a chance on her. He did warn her, though, that if she wound up in trouble again due to either substance abuse or reckless behavior, that he wouldn’t be able to insure her and he wouldn’t think twice about calling off their deal.
This is why our actress is compelled to lie about where she was and what she was doing. She’ll lose her job if she tells the truth. However, this producer means what he says to this girl. He has already started talking to the agent of his back-up actress for the project, just in case our actress stumbles. The new actress might not have as big a name, but she is infinitely more reliable.” [Blind Gossip]
5) “Which C list actress that recently announced her pregnancy, told friends that she was only having a baby so she would never be alone?” [Buzz Foto]
6) “Which A list pop star has an entire room dedicated to the memory of her relationship with another celeb? Both he and she might have moved on to new partners, but she has a ‘shrine-like’ room in one of her homes where the walls are plastered with pictures, magazine covers and other memorabilia remembering the relationship? [Buzz Foto]
7) “It took this B+ actress a little while to make it in Hollywood. She had some very big auditions but lost out to some other actresses for a while. Now though, she is riding that wave and getting to live out her sexual dreams too. I haven’t seen someone cuckolded this bad since Christina Aguilera got a hold of her husband. Anyway, a couple of years ago, our actress was quietly dating this A+ movie actor. He is big and brash and foreign born and she loved him and everything about him. The part that she loved the best though was that he let our actress dress him up in dresses and wigs and was the perfect little toy for her. They had a great time but she broke up with him because no matter how fem she made him, he would not do anything in public. She wanted someone she could do things with everywhere.
Now, the actor is with someone who has no idea what he really likes so he has to pay someone to fulfill his fantasies. Anyway, back to the current boyfriend of our actress. Talk about feminine. This actor is B+ list and always does movies and is about to hit the big time. He has a much better figure for lingerie and loves makeup both at home and in public. He is also happy to oblige when the actress orders him to wear things in public. Take that little torture device she made him wear on the red carpet. She even squeezed it once caught on camera. Watch the little wince of pain.” [CDAN]
