Dear Crasstalk,
As you may have noticed, things are a little different around here today. Today is my 28th birthday, and seeing as I only have 2 years of complete irresponsibility left before I turn 30, I figured I might as well do something fun.
Welcome to Crasstalk Day of MonkeyBiz Things!
For the next 24 hours, this site is mine. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR TEMPORARY OVERSLORE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
First, as you may notice, the banner is one of my own creation. For today, the Crasstalk Spirit Animal is the noble monkey in a tie, the spirit animal of all business geeks. Also acceptable: the duck billed platypus, which is my personal spirit animal.
Second, as you will shortly notice, all of today’s content has either been generated by me, or involves me in some way. There is some truly phenomenal stuff in the pipeline today, if I do say so myself, so I recommend you stop by often.
Finally, and most importantly for many of you, for the next 24 hours I control the downfonze. Because all good things should come in moderation, I’m not going to turn the downfonze on all day. Rather, there is a secret phrase that, if posted (and I or one of the mods sees it), will activate the downfonze for one hour. Also, because I’m utterly insane, I may just turn it on randomly for shits and giggles. Think Pee Wee’s Playhouse, if Pee Wee were an insane evil overlord with a Napoleon Complex.
As a special treat, I’ll be on Skype all day, so if anyone wants to pop in and video chat or just regular chat, send me a message at monkeybusinessiu.
I hope you all enjoy today as much as I will. MWAHAHAHA. Ahem, sorry.
Your temporary Overslore,
MonkeyBiz
