A dear friend of mine swears by a book of all-natural cleaners. I didn’t care for information on her Bible of Clean because I have an amazing cleaner. Bleach and water, or vinegar and water but mostly bleach.
I have a general rule that I won’t go in a home that doesn’t the Clorglorious because said house must be icky. Only icky people have icky homes ergo I can’t trust the bleachless. I love my Organic Girl but I say she’s the exception that proves the rule.
I also never trust anyone who
- Finds Jeff Dunham funny.
- Likes Burger King
- Kisses poorly.
- Hates Nina Simone.
Tell me, Crassies, how would you complete the sentence, “Never trust anyone who”?