Once upon a time, Mr Cornnuts and I went to a trendy Italian restaurant. My husband, a lover of anchovies, ordered a martini with an anchovy-stuffed olive. He took a few sips and the waiter came by to ask him how he liked it.
“It tastes like a fish stuck his ass in my mouth,” replied Mr Cornnuts.
This memory came back to us the other night when we were watching Parks and Recreation. Ron Swanson’s mother brought some moonshine and Ron sternly warned Leslie to avoid drinking.
“The only legal use for that is stripping varnish off of speed boats,” Ron advised.
Mr. Cornnuts immediately thought of the fish ass cocktail. We have all had a drink like that. In the quest to make fancy cocktails, bartenders sometimes create swill. Once, someone actually served me a sloe gin fizz. It took me years of therapy to recover.
What’s the worst drink you’ve ever had?
