Here we are, friends. It’s week ten, and there are just three fondant fairies left to duke it out in the ultimate battle of Mad vs. Gay. True, it would have been more appropriate for Angry Montel to make it this far and fight Gaygent Smith for the crown, but Miss Sally will have to do. I realized something about Sally: we never actually gave her a nickname, did we? Is that because we like her? I don’t think that’s really the reason, but it serves our purpose so let’s go with it. Join me after the jump.
So, yeah, this is it. They’ll be visited by the three wise men of dessert creation, and they’ll geek out. Blah blah blah, most important challenge of their lives, blah blah blah, everyone wants it so badly. I hope Sally wins. Who are you cheering for? Whoever wins, let’s just hope no one from this season turns out to be a consumer of child pornography. Awful, awful, awful. Morgan always seemed kind of dark and scary, but I interpreted that as more of a sexy brooding thing (which, ugh, hindsight etc.). Not to mention he was always making (borderline) homophobic remarks about Zac and Yigit. Who knew how thoroughly dark and scary Morgan actually was?
So let’s be honest about the most important part of this finale: if Sally wins, Gaygent Smith are going to have the saddest post-competition sex they ever had; if one of them wins, they are going to have some of the angriest, most conflicted post-competition sex they ever had. Here they are preparing for any of the above (before, during, after):
