You get one free slap. Who are you going after?
I’m going to take the liberty of narrowing the parameters – the person you slap has to be alive. Also, no generic “slapping the person who pays for their coffee in quarters at the deli” (because that person is me, and quite frankly I deserve to be slapped for worse). Famous people, celebrities, politicians, your neighbor, and your mom are all acceptable people to slap.
If I could slap one person, it would be the attorney I work for at my internship. Biggest bag of douche I’ve ever met in my life, and he wears suspenders.
