It’s on now, slores. Rebecca Dolores Vivian HeHitMe Victim Umbridge Masson has finally been eliminated, and the battle of Mad v Gay is about to escalate to a level of rage and bitchery the likes of which we haven’t seen. Aren’t you glad we’ll never have to look at Rebecca’s pink cast or martyr tears ever again? Join me after the jump for a peek at what’s in store for us tonight.
For the Quickfire challenge, the doughtestants will have to create doughnuts that pair with…what else?…the blood of the competition coffee! This Quickfire challenge is A Big Deal™ for three reasons:
- The winning doughnut maker will receive a cool $10,000
- There is no more immunity
- The losing doughnut maker will be wrapped in a fondant sheet and buried in a landfill
Johnny Iuzzini shows up to tell the sugarfairies that last part. Angry Montel knows it’s going to be something serious if Johnny shows up during the Quickfire!
Yes, Angry Montel, you are correct. Just look at that smirk on Johnny’s face. So you better fry up the best damn doughnut you ever made or your ass is grass.
The elimination challenge–though they’re really both elimination challenges this week–is all about chocolate. A couple of things are clear in the preview videos for tonight’s episode: the chococompetitors seem to have free reign to make whatever sort of chocolate abomination they wish to make (Bravo’s site says “under a veil of secrecy!” Ooh, I’m moist just thinking about it!); the chococompetitors will be judging one another.
Ooh gworls! Imma tellllll yew sumptin. Gaygent Smith is going to let her bitch flag fly high tonight. This bitch will read your chocolate creation like a seasoned drag queen reads her inexperienced competition. This bitch throws more shade than a grove of trees. It’s about to get nasty up in here so I hope you wore your slapping rings.
Also, I just want to be sure we’re keeping track of Johnny’s innuendos. (Speaking of which, maybe that could be his new nickname? Johnny Innuendoz?) Two weeks ago there was a lot of stuff coating his mouth and getting stuck in his throat. Last week he got blasted in the face. What’s it going to be this week? I can’t wait to find out.
