Don’t be shy, we know you’ve heard of it. The upstanding citizens at CougarLife.com help connect ladies with younger men. It’s a simple formula but not one that mainstream outlets like to promote. But thanks to the world’s catchiest jingle they will get into your head and stay there until you suddenly find yourself going to YouTube and putting it on repeat.
In this version of the song the rhetorical question, “don’t you want to date a cougar too?” is posed. But this is the version intended for the lamestream media. Any self respecting guy who intends to go cougar hunting is already a SiriusXM subscriber and knows full well that the version aired on the Howard Stern Show asks if listeners want to “bang” a cougar. Countless hours of searching for videos online about banging cougars has sadly not turned up this far superior version of the jingle. You’ll just have to get a SiriusXM subscription and listen for yourself. As a consolation the original band has gotten together to record this new song that tries to to find some of the original magic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShB45_6j0lk
See, cougars want to please, they don’t like to tease and they’re waiting for you. Why aren’t you banging a cougar right now?
Update: We Cougar Life has now come out with the Cougar Life in the City ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRpJ_6LxMZ8
