It’s Not Important News, where I wish everything was made up and the point doesn’t matter because there is no point.
UFO seen over England! Like the English don’t have enough problems at the moment.
In semi-important news: don’t let your kid build deep holes at the beach, or they could end up like this kid.
Please also avoid naked sunbathing in triple digit heat.
Avoid these 20 cities if you don’t like geeks.
Kanye West: as hated as Hitler (according to Kanye West).
Attention, insomniac cat ladies: the next time you can’t sleep or can’t stop farting, just cut open a few of those catnip toys you have all over the place and make tea.
Ever wonder what it would cost you, aside from your dignity, to have fake testicles on your truck [in South Carolina]? The answer is up to $445.
Ever wonder if your co-workers could kill you? The answer is possibly yes, though not in the way you might have thought.
