The limerick packs laughs anatomical 
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
– Author Unknown, but I’d like to have a beer with him
We had our high-brow poetry column on Monday, but I think this crowd could really do some bang up limericks.
So what are the rules of this delicious poetry form? Very simple. A five line stanza with the first, second and fifth lines rhyming. The third and fourth lines are shorter and also rhyme. There are a few more details about the poetry meter you can find here. Most importantly, it should make a school girl blush.
You have until the end of the day to come up with a truly breath-takingly bawdy rant and I will announce a winner tomorrow.
