No, this Twitterama has nothing to do with Independence day, it’s just a clever shtick to get attention. Or something. Anyway, on with the show!
This go around, we have a prime example of biker psychology, sports and entertainment observations, and some subtle anatomy humor, with some kid stuff mixed in. See if you can pick out what’s what.
He has a point here. Steeler Ryan Clark's fraternity brother is getting married. This is how desperate I am for any NFL news that I had to post this. I'm assuming this a friend of a followee, but this is fantastic. - I hope he knows how to speak Paracrine. (Bad joke, I know. Horrible joke)
Well, that’s all for this edition of Twitterama. Please, for the love of all that is under 140 characters, let me know if there is anyone I should be following. Celebrity Twitters are for the most part, overrated, so if you have a friend or random person you’re following you feel is worthy of more Twittention, please post their Twitter handle here. Also, if you feel I (@thebectastic) should be following you, go ahead and let me know in the comments.Everyone be safe drinking and lighting things on fire this weekend. To freedom!
