The above video sequence is dedicated to the people of Boston, our fashion choices, and boobookitty
Hello. It is extremely hot today. It is going to be approximately 3,000 degrees today in New York City. I am closing all my shades, cranking up the A/C, and building myself an igloo in a kiddie pool. I will sit here naked, watching a marathon of Arrested Development and writing headlines for you.
- I told you we’d have a deal just before the deadline. Always listen to jaded newsbunnies.
- …speaking of deals…
- Anyone want to put money on James Murdoch being the next to resign in the hacking scandal?
- New York goes marriage crazy! Gay marriage crazy! This is absolutely awesome.
- People: Do not settle parking lot disputes with gunplay.
- So. When was YOUR house built? And are you worried about it exploding? Because you might want to be worried about that.
- Dear political candidates: Ask before you take things that belong to someone else. If they say no, you cannot take said item. This includes TV footage. Silly T-Paw.
- This man is a fucking genius. A car with it’s very own parasol! Why is Michael Staley, of Kansas City, not working on this nation’s debt crisis? He’s brilliant!
- Making hay while the sun shines.
- We’re down. Who’s heading up?
- A West Seattle man is finally honored for his World War II service.
- What you’re telling me is my Red Sox 2004 World Champions ball cap, my New Balance sneakers (made in Lawrence, MA), my jorts, my YANKEES SUCK T-shirt, my Broons jacket, my Celtics socks, my Def-Leppard era black eyeliner and my Revere-beach Aqua-net assisted hair — NONE of that is considered being a good dresser? Let me consider this while I sip a large iced regla out of my Dunkin’ Donuts travel mug.
