An Ode to the Odious

This one goes out to Michele Bachmann, the craziest, most lyingest right wing freak show running for President today.

I’m Still Crazy

You could never know what it’s like
My blood is like winter freezes just like ice
If my husband Marcus Bachmann ever pounced on you
You’ll know what it’s like to live your life trapped in a centrifuge

And did you think this fool could never win
Well look at me, I’m a coming back again
I got a taste of power in my simple way
And if you need to know why I’m still crazy, here comes the full cray-cray

Don’t you know I’m still crazy, better than I ever did
Lying about slavery, feeling like a little kid
I’m still crazy after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my campaign, no gays on my mind

I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah
I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah

Once I never could hope to win
I babble like a circus clown on meth again
You showed my lies and that just cut me down
But the public is so stupid, or else I’d be out by now

You know I’m still crazy better than I ever did
Lying about history, feeling like a little kid
I’m still crazy after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my campaign, no gays on my mind

I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah
I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah

Don’t you know I’m still crazy, better than I ever did
Lying about slavery, feeling like a little kid
I’m still crazy after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my campaign, no gays on my mind

I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah
I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah
I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah
I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah
I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah
I’m still crazy yeah yeah yeah

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