My parents never told me anything. Any question I asked, it was, “Why do you want to know that? What do you care? It’s none of your business.”
And so I became an alleged newswoman.
- Soon, we will all be dead.
- Yawn.
- Now we know why Sarah Palin is doing this whole bus tour thing. It’s because she hates Mitt Romney.
- John Edwards’ life is about to suck even more.
- The olds go crazy.
- Jesus.
- There is no money for schooling that has been proven to lead to gainful employment.
- This is okay, because no Masshole worth his or her salt goes west of Worcester. Pronounced: WOOS-tah. And you only go to Worcester to catching aging hair bands at the Centrum who can’t afford the Garden. Pronounced: GAH-din.
- Next up in this season’s natural disaster lineup…
- From the no-shit approach to the science of economics.
- OMG! The Food Pyramid is now a Food Plate! Here’s a thought: maybe the Food Pyramid didn’t work because no one gives a shit. People want potatoes.
- This can’t be true. Kidneys can fetch way more than three grand.
- Groupon makes it’s initial IPO, which involves a buy three shares for 40% off deal.
