News! We got news! I know we didn’t have news yesterday. I’d had WAYYYY too many gin and tonics. I’m sorry.
http://youtu.be/-slZNNxk9a4
Anyhoo.
Over 230 people are still missing in Joplin.
The tornado in Oklahoma took Hank Hamil’s home. It left his pregnant wife and daughter hospitalized. It killed his fifteen-month old son. And now, it’s killed his three-year-old boy.
Allegedly evil, evil, evil man caught. He’ll be tried for war crimes.
President Obama re-upps the Patriot Act from France.
Rape? What rape? No rape to see here. Move along.
You know she asked for it.
Nancy Kerrigan’s brother is off to the slammer. Did she cry “WHYYYYYYY? WHYYYYYY?”
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is trying to make nice in Pakistan.
The CIA is taking a peek at Osama bin Laden’s compound.
Seven American troops killed in Afghanistan, which, I will remind you, has been going on longer than the Vietnam War.
A Wisconsin judge strikes down that state’s restrictions on collective bargaining.
The Supreme Court agrees with Arizona.
The very definition of ‘disgraceful‘.
I still say she won’t run. Also: T-PAW! T-PAW! T-PAW! Keep on saying T-PAW!
Mitt Romney needs to get his shit together.
Your next failed TV venture is soon to begin.
Data?
Baby falcons in Detroit Rock City!
